"The Perfect Match Wife Xiaoqiu" - Chapter 5, Re-convincing Xiaoqiu

A Family full of laughter and laughter is always happy. Although sister Shuang's son is in the rebellious stage, meeting young and funny uncles and aunts like Xiaoqiu and me, and a clever little angel like Xiaobao, the little guy soon became a little happy and reluctant to live in misery. For example, the little guy always occasionally looks at his young aunt Xiaoqiu, with a bit of curiosity and admiration in his eyes. This may be the male's natural curiosity about female animals, or it may be Xiaoqiu's domineering and sideways " "Tomahawk Crack" has completely conquered the little one; for example, the little one will happily take Xiaobao to play, teach a few tricks of games between children, and even proudly play the role of understanding when showing Xiaobao cartoons. Said; and when her mother was chatting with Xiaoqiu and had no time to pay attention to him, he would come over to me and talk about NBA and football. This may be the effect sister Shuang wants. Indeed, sometimes changing to a new environment can make people feel much better. However, a happy life requires huge costs to support it: sister Shuang has to go back to work, my Mother-in-law has some free time from her busy schedule, and Xiaoqiu and I naturally have things to do. Therefore, just after the National Day, sister Shuang and her son left with nostalgia on their faces. Moreover, before sister Shuang left, she gave 1,000 yuan to Xiaobao and 500 yuan to her Mother-in-law, saying that she "respected the elderly and loved the young." However, although sister Shuang has left, she has left a big stone in my heart: that is, infatuation is infinitely good, but it is too hard. Infatuated mandarin ducks are like inseparable hermaphrodites. Once the other half is ruthlessly summoned by death, there will be heartbreaking pain, so painful that you will never want to love again for the rest of your life. However, Xiaoqiu is obviously not as sentimental and unfounded as me. Instead, he proudly boasted

: "husband, do you know? sister Shuang's visit this time is better than last time. They are still happy and treat us as relatives and friends, so they paid so much money to Xiaobao and my mother." Xiaoqiu said with a SMile while reCalling it, and even said proudly: "Look, That little handsome guy, when he first came here, had a sad and reluctant look on his face, but now he is a little happy and reluctant to go back, haha..." Xiaoqiu was talking to himself there, feeling very proud, and finally he was alone. People were laughing happily there. And when I saw how cool Xiaoqiu was, I suddenly had a whim and joked: "Isn't it true that people don't know what's good and what's good? At first, I always feel like I'm being pushed to the top, but in the end I feel like it and I'm so happy..." Xiaoqiu is not worried There was a lie, and he quickly said: "Yes, yes, husband, you are really right. Sometimes people are a bit ungrateful. When the little guy first came here, he didn't like to talk. Later, he even talked to his mother, and he still wanted to You rush to talk to me in the middle..." The more Xiaoqiu talked, the more she couldn't open her mouth from ear to ear, and I teased Xiaoqiu in Xiaoqiu's tone and said: "Yes, yes, people, sometimes they really don't know what is good or bad. For example, Xiaoqiu The classmate, when he first coaxed her to play games, looked reluctant, and finallyI was so happy that I couldn’t even miss Shu, haha..." Halfway through my words, Xiaoqiu’s face changed. She probably heard that I was laughing at her again, but maybe sister Shuang came over and gave Xiaoqiu 1,500 yuan, and Xiaoqiu’s eyes widened when she saw the money. She was relatively happy, so Xiaoqiu suddenly couldn't help but grinned and said, "Haha, you're big, so you're right, right?" Really, aren’t you happy if you don’t mention your dad for a day? "When Xiaoqiu said this, I was quite surprised. After all, whenever I mentioned my father in front of Xiaoqiu, Xiaoqiu would fall out, but this time she actually SMiled playfully at me. And, what I never expected was that Xiaoqiu's The second half of the sentence almost shocked me to the point of spitting out blood. I saw Xiaoqiu paused and suddenly SMiled and said: "I think if you don't change your stubbornness, you probably want to invite your dad again." Go Home, and then ask your dad to fuck your Wife again, haha..." The biggest reason why Xiaoqiu said this is that Xiaoqiu used to be so open-minded in front of me. Secondly, it also shows that no matter how secretive something is, , the more you dare not mention it, the more afraid you will be. On the contrary, if you mention it too much, it will feel like it is nothing. For example, people used to be very afraid of the unfathomable sea, but now not only are they no longer afraid of it, but they also love it. Fascinated. of course, this is a story later, but at that time, I was so shocked by Xiaoqiu’s words that my eyes dropped out of my head, and my little Brother was so shocked by Xiaoqiu’s words that I couldn’t change my nature. She SMiled "pretending to be calm" until her face turned pale. She subconsciously asked stupidly: "Halo, it seems that you really enjoy being fucked by dad and don't miss it..." Xiaoqiu was still SMiling there, and she even pretended to be angry and stared. I then closed my eyes and said with a look of enjoyment on my face: "Yes, I really enjoy myself so much that I can't forget to leave. Ah, dad, it's so comfortable. I want it more..." Xiaoqiu deliberately called out for bed, but to be honest, , when women occasionally chat, they pretend to call for bed, which really makes men unable to hold on. For example, when Xiaoqiu plays chicken, she will always say: "Humph, hubby, I was beaten to death, wow, that man "Good or bad, he came to lick me, woo woo, licking me again, licking me again, it's too much..." of course, Xiaoqiu's use of this trick always makes me get goosebumps all over my body, and I have no power to fight back. If I continue, I will lose even my pants. So, I had to change the topic and said: "Come on, I won't fight with you anymore..." However, when I said this, Xiaoqiu became even more proud, before I could wait. As he spoke, Xiaoqiu rushed to say: "Hmph, let's see if you want to mention it again in the future. You keep teasing me, but I don’t show off, and you treat me like a sick cat..." In order to save my dignity, I had to pretend to be polite and said: "Come on, I’m serious, don’t you see this little guy is starting to laugh now? I'm so happy, who knows what kind of things will happen after I go back? Don't look at it, sister Shuang is quite cool now, but she will still have troubles in the future. Xiaoqiu was indeed frightened by my posture. She was so frightened that she laughed dryly and said: "Haha, what big trouble can a child cause?" "You think too simply. Every day when a child grows up, it is troublesome. You see, sister Shuang's son will enter puberty in the future and will have wet dreams and wet dreams."Being curious about the opposite sex, thinking about falling in love, and maybe even learning to play games, sister Shuang needs to worry about all these alone..." "Haha, that's true, raising children is not easy. Alas, sister Shuang is really strong enough. …” Seeing that Xiaoqiu was about to be frightened by me, I added, “Yes, Meng’s mother moved three times for the growth of her children, and sister Shuang also traveled across mountains and rivers to come to our Hanzhong for the sake of her son. Look at you, if you were asked to raise a child alone, would you be able to think of so many things? "I was talking seriously there, but I didn't expect Xiaoqiu to actually say with a playful SMile: "I want to raise a child by myself, so I will give the child to my mother to raise, hehe..." Although Xiaoqiu was joking, it was really true. It made me dumbfounded, and I was so angry that I said depressedly: "Halo, are you a fake born in the 1980s? Why do you feel the same as those born in the 90s? Are all the children taken care of by their parents? "I don't admit that I am born in the 1980s. I was born in October 1989. Can I be considered a pioneer of the 90s generation?" I don’t want to be born in the 1980s.” It is said that if a person is shameless, he will be invincible. Xiaoqiu once again started the shameless mode. I really couldn’t do anything to her. I could only mumble in the gray place: “ Traitor born in the 1980s, you win..." When I said this, Xiaoqiu became even more proud, laughing so hard that she laughed so hard that I was so angry that I said wisely: "Come on, look at you, mother Meng relied on her wisdom and courage. When it comes to educating children, sister Shuang relies on her strength and love for Brother Shen to raise her children. I'm going to die. Are you raising your children by being cute? "of course, haha, our little baby is a girl, not a boy. I just need to teach her how to be cute..." Looking at Xiaoqiu's silly look, I said angrily: "Wait a minute, cute." If you don't educate a cute girl, you may educate a nympho..." "A nymphomaniac is just a nymphomaniac. After all, she is a girl, so there is not much pressure to raise her. "Speaking of this, Xiaoqiu paused, and then suddenly said: "By the way, husband, I won't tell you that I am poor, but I want to tell you something. The doctor said that my menstruation has stabilized, and it is okay to have a child now. We should consider it. Are you having a second child at once? "Isn't it a big problem to be a nymphomaniac?" I really admire you. If you can't raise one well, how dare you give birth to a second one? "Go away, don't you see that I'm kidding you?" If you really want me to educate my children, I will definitely educate them very carefully. Let’s not talk about this. When will we have a second child? "There's no rush. It's better to decide after the Chinese New Year. If you want to have a baby now, you have to give birth during the hottest time next year. It will be a disaster for both you and the child. It's good to prepare for pregnancy after the Chinese New Year. Maybe there will be another Xiaoxue." ..." "Go away, a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, Xiaoxue is a girl's name, and it will be a hailstone again..." Xiaoqiu paused, and probably thought of something again, and said with a lustful SMile on his face. : "Haha, no, it's Popsicle..." Xiaoqiu's whimsical thoughts made me speechless. I glared at Xiaoqiu and said, "My daughter's name is Xiaoxue, and my son's name is Popsicle, right?" "Haha, yes, you see how you adapt to the situation..." "Come on, adapt to the situation, I think you and dad really look alike. My sister's name is Zhijie, and my name is Zhizhi."Hao, I have one more character than my sister; you name your daughter and son, one is Xiaoxue and the other is Popsicle, and it’s really yours..." Xiaoqiu was so stunned by what I said that she bared her teeth and said nothing. After holding it in for a long time, she suddenly said: " Haha, if you don’t tell me, hubby, I would have forgotten that my dad and I are really married. Haha, I’ll make you so angry, so angry with you...” The children said “people are crazy” when guests come, and Xiaoqiu became even more powerful. sister Shuang has been on the Train for a long time, and she is still there happily and shamelessly making people crazy. It really made me angry, so I said: "Come on, I'm going to die. I think you are probably having sex with dad again." Went..." "Go away, I was joking with you, but you took it seriously. It was you who told me not to be afraid of mentioning dad? Really..." As Xiaoqiu spoke, the SMile on her feet suddenly disappeared. This made me feel how sensitive women are. If you want them to speak freely, you really need to pamper them. Otherwise, once If it stimulates their sensitive nerves, they won't dare to behave shamelessly in front of you. So, when I saw Xiaoqiu's behavior, I quickly said: "Come on, I'm kidding you too. However, I am really worried. If I die, can you really live a good life alone? "husband, please stop worrying about things, okay?" "Xiaoqiu said briefly, without the lively look just now. This made me very anxious, so I subconsciously said: "Tsk, do you dare to play a game with me? I will pretend to be dead for a week. Let you take care of your children at Home and go to the supermarket alone. Can you do it? Do you dare to play this game with me? I said with a grin on my face. Xiaoqiu was indeed fooled. She thought for a moment and said, "Haha, what's wrong with this? I have to cook one more person's food and wash one more person's clothes when you are at Home. Don't you?" I might be a lot more relaxed at Home..." "Really? Don't be shy now. When you eloped, no, during your honeymoon, I took care of Xiaobao alone. I was really exhausted. By then , you go to the supermarket alone at night, don't be afraid, just don't shout when the dog barks at night..." "Tsk, I'm not that useless, don't underestimate us women, our women's potential is unlimited..." "Okay, then I I won’t be back tomorrow night..." "Okay..." "By the way, where will you stay tomorrow night? "of course I will go to live in heaven. If a good person like me dies, of course he will go to heaven?" "Go away, I'm asking you. If you pretend to be dead this week and don't come back, then where are you going this week?" "You don't care where I go. I'm dead, but you care about me so much?" "Tch...even if you are playing this game, you have to explain the situation clearly first, right?" If you come back in the middle of the night, I won't be scared to death..." "You won't come back in the middle of the night. You can apply for a business trip with director Wang, or go to a friend's house for a few days. I'm a grown man. Isn't it easy to find a place to live? "Applying for a business trip with director Wang?" "Xiao Qiu repeated it doubtfully, then thought for a moment and said: "Go away, why don't you go to Wang Dong's bed on a business trip? You wouldn't deliberately ask me to play this game and then acCompany Mr. Wang, right? ""Halo, you have disappointed me too much, haven't you? We have been married for so many years, do you think I am a liar? Even if I had an affair with Mr. Wang, I would tell you openly and openly, unlike so-and-so who still does it secretly Go to a hotel to book a room?" After hearing this, Xiaoqiu was so angry that she gritted her teeth for a long time before saying: "Go away, I didn't do it secretly. Not only did you approve it, but you also persuaded me..." "Haha, I'm kidding you too. "Huh?" Xiaoqiu sighed deeply, and then said with relief: "It's really painful and happy to argue with you. I really can't help you..." "It's nothing. Let’s just say that starting from tomorrow, I will pretend to be on a business trip and pretend to be suspended. It may be suspended for a week, maybe half a month, maybe half a year, or maybe a year..." "Ah? You have been suspended for so long?" of course, you know I either don’t play games, or I play them seriously. I’ll be back in at least a week, maybe a year!” “Then I don’t want to play anymore, it’s been too long...” Xiao Qiu wanted to give up. . However, I said seriously: "Yes, maybe one day, I will really hang up for such a long time... So this is not just a game, maybe it is a preview of the future..." "Oh, hubby, you make me want to Crying..." "Hehe, let me tell you, you are so useless. You are going to cry before you even play this game..." "Huh, huh, huh..." Xiaoqiu acted like a baby again as usual, but it didn't work. I am even more determined to play this game. After all, a woman cannot spend her whole life acting coquettishly. So, the next day I pretended to be on a business trip, pretended to have failed, and never came back. What I didn’t expect was that my father actually came back. How would Xiaoqiu deal with it?