"The Perfect Match Wife Xiaoqiu" - Chapter 2, Convincing Xiaoqiu Again 1 An Unintentional Joke

Laziness, for Xiao Qiu, who is a ghost and a ghost, is quite unambiguous. A few days after returning, Xiaoqiu tricked her Mother-in-law into coming over. of course, my Mother-in-law refused at first and didn’t want to come. After all, my Mother-in-law is considered a city dweller and has a successful career. When I look at my daughter's Family, I see that the older one is working outside, the younger one is working, and even the woman has to go to a SMall supermarket to subsidize the Family income. In the eyes of Chinese people who have a good reputation, especially for our medium-sized city, which is neither two nor three, it can be regarded as a hindrance, let alone a Family that is not good enough and is useless. Naturally, my Mother-in-law, like everyone else, felt embarrassed and was reluctant to come over. However, unable to withstand Xiaoqiu's shameless bullying, Xiaoqiu even resorted to the ultimate killer move - encouraging Xiaobao to call his Mother-in-law all day long in those days, instructing Xiaobao to say: "Grandma, I miss you. Don't you miss me? Why don't you come over and see me..." Xiaoqiu is like this. She always likes to be clever and cunning. Although she sometimes suffers from it, most of the time, it still makes me feel fun. of. So I also jokingly said: "I'm dizzy, you can really do it. You don't teach me anything, but you actually teach your daughter to cheat and kidnap..." of course, Xiaoqiu immediately retorted without hesitation: "What do you know? I am a Teacher. My daughter should be SMarter, this society is too honest and simple, and she will suffer..." I don't know whether Xiaoqiu's words make sense, but I only know that after my Mother-in-law was "forced and dragged" by Xiaoqiu, The house has indeed become a little more lively, especially with Xiaoqiu’s character. If her Mother-in-law complains occasionally, she will be “retorted” by Xiaoqiu’s absurd reasoning. For example, what her Mother-in-law said: “Oh, really, you asked Zhihao’s father to come back to visit the supermarket. , you go to work by yourself, isn't this just right? Why do you have to drag me here with this old bone..."! Xiaoqiu said nonchalantly: "mom, you really don't know the sufferings of the world, right? Zhihao's father found it easier to find a job while he was young. Now it's not a problem to find a good factory and work for five or six years, or even ten years. This way At least we can earn 70,000 to 80,000 yuan, right? Zhihao and I are going to have a second child. Anyway, we won’t be able to go to work anymore. There are two children, and Zhihao’s father is a boy. Anyway, I can’t take care of them. Sooner or later, I have to look after them. It's from the supermarket. I have already considered these things." Xiaoqiu said it grandly. of course, her Mother-in-law was no match for Xiaoqiu, so she could only say with a look of contempt: "Yes, yes, you are just a mouthful. ..." When Xiaoqiu heard this, she was not ashamed and said with dignity: "No, that's right. In the future, children will have to eat, study and go to School, so of course they have to work harder and earn more money now." Xiaoqiu's words may be what he said! The Mother-in-law was heartbroken, and she said with deep emotion: "Now you know how hard it is to be a parent, right?" As soon as her Mother-in-law finished speaking, Xiaoqiu said slyly: "Hey, of course you know how hard it is to be a parent, so mommy You have to help your daughter more in the future, and you have to come and help me for a period of time every year..." As the saying goes, if a person is shameless, he will be invincible. For such a "shameless" Xiaoqiu, the Mother-in-law naturally had no choice but to stare at Xiaoqiu. At a glance, but I can see,The Mother-in-law is actually a bit similar to Xiaoqiu. They both have a sharp mouth. On the surface, they look fierce, but the eyes they stare at Xiaoqiu are full of love. Sure enough, for a while after that, my Mother-in-law was not in a hurry to go back. With the help of my Mother-in-law, Xiaoqiu and I's life pressure suddenly became much less stressful: I no longer have to reluctantly go to the supermarket after get off work; Xiaoqiu no longer has to take time off from work to cook; There is no need to worry about taking care of the baby all day long. Xiaoqiu sighed happily again: "husband, the happiest thing in the world is to wake up in the morning and see your Lover sleeping next to you, eat breakfast prepared by your parents, and have time to play with your children. ” In fact, this is indeed the case. From a fast-paced life to a slow-paced life, when you stop and finally have time to take a breath, you will deeply appreciate the benefits of this slow-paced life. The soothing feeling of happiness. In the past, it was always difficult for me to understand the "sloth-style" life in Melbourne where a cup of coffee can last an entire afternoon, but now that I have to go back to that busy life, I am really worried. However, it is not good to be too idle. Because the Mother-in-law is a woman, since her Mother-in-law came over, Xiaoqiu has become more relaxed than before. The housework is completed by the Mother-in-law. Taking care of Xiaobao is even easier for the Mother-in-law. Therefore, after my Mother-in-law, a "veteran", took care of the housework and the baby, Xiaoqiu and I did feel a lot more relaxed. However, after we had some free time, we became a little full and lustful again. The number of times Xiaoqiu and I had sex obviously increased. . However, it is a pity that although the frequency of sex has increased, the quality has not followed. Xiaoqiu is always a little coy, even a little reserved and at a loss as to what to do. And since I consider myself noble, I am even more unwilling to follow my father's example of "doing everything possible to serve Xiaoqiu." Therefore, Xiaoqiu has to become more relaxed in bed, and is not even as bold as before. In fact, I wasn't much better. Not only did I not learn from my father's skills, I even didn't bother to use the methods my father had used on Xiaoqiu. This led to the tepid sex that Xiaoqiu and I had in bed during that period. However, the annoying thing is that Xiaoqiu is very satisfied, no, very "satisfied", because every time after finishing, Xiaoqiu will SMile happily and say "Wow, hubby, so happy..." " "So happy" is a complimentary word, but it is not always true when used in bed. Because in bed, men don't want to hear women say "so happy", but are eager to hear women say "so cool", or even "so comfortable". In fact, sometimes, when I see Xiaoqiu acting so stupid, I feel angry and hateful. Xiaoqiu is always teased by her father to "cry her father and call her mother". When she comes to my place, she becomes "pretentious" and even I can’t even pretend. But, at the same time, I particularly like Xiaoqiu’s silly yet genuine look. If Xiaoqiu wants to pretend to have an orgasm to comfort me, I won’t like it. Because I know that the Pleasure my father brings to Xiaoqiu has an inherent taboo bonus. Therefore, I have nothing to be jealous of and nothing to be angry about. However, even if INo matter how rational or calm I look, it’s useless. My father has completely entered Xiaoqiu and I’s married life. For example, take a walk in the park

and tease Xiaoqiu, and Xiaoqiu will SMile playfully with you; another example is, walking in the car at night On the way, the two of us stopped by the roadside to get some fresh air and admire the beautiful scenery and stars. Xiaoqiu could still calmly acCompany me on a romantic and snowy night. However, once she passed by the place where Xiaoqiu had "fooled around" with her father, Xiaoqiu became panicked and rejected. For example, when taking a walk at night, Xiaoqiu would deliberately speed up his pace whenever he passed by the gate of the dilapidated "town government compound"; when driving to buy goods with Xiaoqiu, he once asked out of curiosity which tree Xiaoqiu and his father were in the field. When you go crazy under the big tree, you will get a blank look from Xiaoqiu. of course, an old married couple would not deliberately care about this. Especially couples like me and Xiaoqiu who have been married for many years may quarrel over work, career, and Family, but they will never be ridiculous over "sexual disharmony." Quarreling over "boring trivial matters". Besides, Xiaoqiu and I have not yet reached the point of sexual disharmony. At best, the sex is not intense enough. However, in China, after the fiery wedding period and the seven-year itch of three days and one quarrel, how many couples are still hungry and "singing every night"? Therefore, Xiaoqiu is quite content with this kind of neither salty nor bland life, but for me, this kind of ordinary life once made me feel quite comfortable. However, behind the illusion of calm, there are always storms. Blandness may be suitable for most couples, but for Xiaoqiu and I, who are naturally playful, blandness means boring and boring, and it means that Xiaoqiu and I have lost our nature. What made me realize this was an unabashed joke. It was an early summer morning, and the sun was so high, but Xiaoqiu still didn't want to get up. She sighed: "Wow, I'm going to be lazy while mommy is here. What the netizen said is really right." , The happiest thing in the world is indeed to lie in the arms of your Lover and sleep in in the morning, and when you get up, you can eat breakfast cooked by your parents..." After saying that, Xiaoqiu squinted her eyes and SMacked her lips from ear to ear. Yawned, squirmed playfully a few times, and pinched me a few times with itchy hands. As soon as I saw Xiaoqiu's careless look, I suddenly thought of teasing her, and accidentally said: "That's wrong, the happiest thing in the world is not getting up in the morning to eat your parents' breakfast, but... !" I paused for a moment, and Xiaoqiu asked curiously: "But...what?" "But..." I paused again, and then said: "For women, the happiest thing in the world is The thing is, when I wake up in the morning, I can occasionally eat my father-in-law's special milk..." The reason why I paused twice was because I thought the joke was "indecent", but I couldn't help but not say it because I felt this The joke is indeed very funny "appropriate to the situation". Besides, I am in front of Xiaoqiu.I used to say whatever came to my mind. However, Xiaoqiu's reaction was a bit strange. At first, Xiaoqiu did feel like laughing, but before she could laugh, her face suddenly changed. She was stunned for a moment, and then she said with a gloomy face: "husband, what's the matter with you? I keep mentioning you. What are you doing, dad?" Xiaoqiu's reaction puzzled me, so I subconsciously asked with a SMile, "What's wrong? Are you too timid? You've been bitten by a snake and you can't even lift it. After hearing this, Xiaoqiu thought for a moment and said, "It's not that I can't mention it, but why do you always mention your dad when it's nothing? If you have something serious to do, just mention it. Why do you always make jokes like this?" "Xiaoqiu suddenly stopped me from joking, which made me very surprised, disgusted and repulsed, because for so many years, I have always said what I thought, and Xiaoqiu has never cared about me, so I was confused. She asked Xiaoqiu reluctantly: "What's the matter? What's the matter with this joke? Did I say something wrong? I was able to taste special milk occasionally. It was indeed a happy time during that time, right? I'm not wrong, I just spoke out of my feelings. It's just a fact." Xiaoqiu looked at me angrily, sighed, and said hurriedly: "So what? It was indeed a happy time, but it's just like poppy flowers. , but it brought more harm, so I don’t want to mention it..." Ever since Xiaoqiu wrote me a diary, her mouth suddenly became much better, and she could always organize a series of "glib words" in an instant. , and it was hard for me to resist, so I had to laugh a few times, "Haha". And just when I was giggling in embarrassment, Xiaoqiu said again: "husband, don't mention your dad in the future. It's not that I don't want to mention your dad, but the harm he has brought to us is too great. I feel that now This is good, although it is a little bit harder, but the life of the two of us is really good. From now on, we can let your dad work outside. When he gets old and can’t do it anymore, we can just come back and help him take care of himself.” At this time, I said. Then I realized that Xiaoqiu didn't just talk to her Mother-in-law casually last time, but she really planned to let her father work outside. As for me, I like to let nature take its course and really haven’t thought much about it, so I said a little shocked: “You really want dad to work until he is old? Weren’t you always afraid of raising children alone and said you were too busy? Are you coming? I thought you would ask dad to come back to help after a while!" "How is it possible...?" As soon as I finished speaking, Xiaoqiu couldn't wait to say, "Oh, I don't understand why until now. People don’t want to live together with their parents-in-law. Although the two of them have a little more hardship, they don’t have so many worries. When two people are together, whether they are happy or painful, it is a private matter between the couple, and no one else will care about it. "Come on, I don't want to live with your dad anymore, unless he is old and has no way to live at Home." Xiaoqiu said it so seriously and seriously that I couldn't react very early in the morning, and I couldn't even breathe. I was angry, so I thought about it for a few times and then said slowly: "Isn't it? It's not that serious? It's true that Dad brought hurt, but he also brought happiness. You can't say that Dad is so serious."It's useless, for example..." Before I could finish the example, Xiaoqiu frowned and said, "What? Why are you still talking to Dad? I'm dizzy, what on earth are you thinking? "What do you think?" Am I right? Even if Dad is useless, if nothing else, he can at least help take care of Xiaobao, right? Is this helpful? You can't go to extremes just once you're bitten by a snake, right? "I don't need his help. I will take care of it myself in the future..." Xiaoqiu became more and more impatient as she spoke, and her brows furrowed as she spoke. But I saw that the atmosphere was getting more and more wrong, so I was silent for a while, calmed down, and thought After thinking for a while, he reorganized his words and said: "I'm not helping Dad to speak, and I don't have to help him. It's just that what I said is all true. No matter how hurt you are, people should always look at problems rationally, right? It’s not that I like to make random jokes, but I saw that you dislike mentioning dad, so I thought of using these jokes to relax your tense nerves. What's actually there? You don't have to work so hard? As long as you feel relieved and don't mind anymore, just let dad come back. Can you help me to some extent? "Although I said a lot, Xiaoqiu frowned deeply and said before she finished listening: "Oh, I can still bear this little hardship. Really, I really don't want your dad to come back, at least not recently. It won't work in a few years..." When I saw Xiaoqiu's resolute attitude, I joked subconsciously: "Look at you, you are so stupid. Even if you hate Dad, you shouldn't let him live happily outside. He should be punished and asked to do housework and hard work. This is the correct way to punish a person... of course, I just advise you to relieve your knot. I just don't want you to work so hard. I don't care anyway..." said At this point, Xiaoqiu stared at me with eyes full of love and said: "Qiaoquruhuang, I know, I know you are good for me, but I don't know how, and now I am very afraid that your father is back. , I'm afraid that your father will disturb our peaceful and happy life again..." After hearing this, I sighed and said, "How could that be? You need to have self-confidence as a person. Is the relationship between us so fragile? If it's really like walking on thin ice, then what's the point of such a relationship? "When I said this, Xiaoqiu looked at me with "fascinating eyes" again, then pursed her lips and said with a SMile: "You are so eloquent that you almost got divorced. How can I not be afraid now?" "Should I be afraid? I don't know why I'm not afraid at all. Maybe I've never been the person who plays games. So I stood up and talked to avoid pain in my back, and said deliberately exaggeratedly: "It's really useless. Wherever I fall, I crawl. Get up. What's there to be afraid of? According to me, don't let dad come back, just continue playing games, so what? "As I spoke, I felt that I had exaggerated too much, and Xiaoqiu looked at me in surprise. As for me, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue: "I just meant to use an analogy to make you look away. Just go with it and let it take its course. Dad will be back when he comes back. Be obedient and let him help. If you still can't figure out the situation and still make you angry, let him continue working. If the performance is perfect, continue playing the game,It's not impossible, I mean, relax and let nature take its course. I'm just making an analogy, I don't necessarily have to ask you to do whatever you want..." I said a lot of tongue twisters, and probably only Xiaoqiu could understand it, but after hearing this, Xiaoqiu thought about it for a while. Said: "I know what you mean, you want me to feel better, but no matter what, I will never have anything happen to your dad again..." Seeing that Xiaoqiu was frightened by my sweet words again, I Half joking and half curious, he asked: "Why do you say it so absolutely? Didn’t you also say that playing this game has brought you happiness? Don’t you deny it yourself? Maybe, I said maybe, if you improve this game a little, your dad might become the real chess piece of your happiness. He can also work as a coolie to cook and do housework, and you can safely take care of your children, and occasionally squeeze out a little bit of milk for happiness. As a snack after dinner, maybe such a perfect life can be realized..." When Xiaoqiu heard this, she shook her head and said, "Yes, your dad did bring me happiness, but it is true that It caused me harm. And, in this world, you are the only one who will not bring harm to me, so why don’t I play games with my favorite husband? Why should I play games with other men? I've thought about it, no matter what you want to do in the future, be it perverted, rude, obscene or outrageous, it's fine, but it can only be played with you, not with other men. So, you won’t be able to talk sweet words anymore, hehe..."