The next night, Xiaoqiu and I returned Home from get off work as usual. While having dinner, my father suddenly said: "Zhihao, look at you, you are neither taller nor stronger than others. How can I marry such a virtuous girl as Xiaoxia?" I said a little embarrassedly: "Again, what's the matter...?" Xiaoqiu SMiled secretly when she saw me like this. Dad may have thought that what he said was a bit out of line, so he coughed a few times and said, "Look at the Mother-in-law Zhou in the corner. She is sick, and her daughter-in-law doesn't care. As soon as the weather gets a little cold, Xiaoqiu asks me if I want to add a quilt. How rare it is." How virtuous!” I finally understood. It turned out that I made up the story about Xiaoqiu giving Dad an extra quilt last night. Xiaoqiu also SMiled a little awkwardly and said, "Dad, isn't this a trivial matter?" Dad waved his hand and said, "No, you see, Xiaoxia has been married to our Family for five or six years, and I haven't bought anything. Something like
. It's Xiaoxia's birthday in a few days. I think it would be good to buy Xiaoxia a laptop. Anyway, Xiaoxia will use it for work!" I didn't expect my dad to give me a laptop to please Xiaoqiu, but I didn't think it was appropriate, so I made up such a "justifiable reason" at the dinner table. I knew it well, but Then he said awkwardly: "Ah, this, dad didn't tell me, I really forgot Xiaoqiu's birthday." Xiaoqiu is very sensitive. If I dare to forget her birthday, I will probably divorce me. She was so excited that she took my lie seriously, and said angrily: "You are so heartless, you dare to forget my birthday, and it's dad..." Halfway through, I thought that she and dad were still in the cold war, but she was afraid of embarrassment, so she forced herself to I said calmly: "Dad is good to me." Looking at Xiaoqiu's silly look, I quickly interjected: "That's right, a laptop costs thousands of Dollars." Xiaoqiu seemed to be confused. He came to his senses and said, "Yeah, Dad, there's really no need. There's a laptop at Home that you can use." Dad immediately became unhappy and said, "Why, do you think that an old man like me can afford this little money?" Can't you afford it?" Xiaoqiu explained: "That's not what you mean. We already have one at Home, so why waste it?" Dad said, "I think you will cause trouble by bringing the notebook with you. From now on, you can watch TV with Zhihao alone at Home. , and the other one is for work." I quickly reconciled: "Xiaoqiu, don't refuse. You see, when you got married, you didn't ask for many appliances. You didn't even buy a house. Dad is going to compensate you this time." Dad quickly said: "That's right, that's right, other people marry a daughter-in-law for hundreds of thousands or millions..." Xiaoqiu said embarrassedly, "Dad, what about you? We are all a Family, so don’t worry about it so much." Dad waved his hand happily and said, "That’s it. You go back tonight and see what brand of computer is good. Ask Zhihao to tell me tomorrow. I’ll buy it for you, but I agreed that it must cost more than 5,000 yuan, and it won’t matter if it’s less. By the way, it’s just an Apple computer!” When Xiaoqiu heard that her father was going to buy her an Apple computer, her eyes lit up (It seems that no woman can resist luxury goods), but he still said duplicitously: "No, no, that's too expensive, just buy one for work!" Dad said loudly: "Just Apple. "It's a big brand with good quality, so you can't deceive a layman like me." Xiaoqiu still wanted to refuse, so I tried to SMooth things over again: "Forget it, forget it, dad still has the money, let's eat first." The matter of Xiaoqiu buying an Apple computer came to an end, and when Xiaoqiu returned to the room, she really didn't let it go. She grabbed my ear and said, "You are so heartless, what do you think about the fact that you forgot my birthday? I want to Divorce you." I looked at Xiaoqiu and said, "Do you think I have really forgotten?" "Is there still a fake forgetfulness? Tell you, stop making excuses for yourself." "You think so? Why didn't dad buy a computer for you the year before last, and why did he suddenly want to buy it for you this year?" Xiaoqiu thought for a moment, but still said: "Why?" "Just to please you. "Hmph, even if you please me, what does it have to do with you forgetting my birthday?" "Dad said that when we were eating. I knew that dad was trying to find a legitimate reason to help you buy a computer. Otherwise, how could your father-in-law suddenly give me a gift?" "daughter-in-law gave me such an expensive gift?" "Oh, I understand, so you just pretended to be stupid and said you forgot my birthday, right?" "It's good to know. Do you still want to divorce me?" "Just divorce, Just leave, I will marry whoever buys me an Apple laptop, haha." After Xiaoqiu finished speaking, she laughed alone. "I can't afford an Apple computer, but I can afford an Apple. I'll buy you an apple. Can you marry me for a day?" "Hahaha...how many apples do you want to buy?" "Buy 30 first, first. Let’s renew our marriage for one month, and then renew it for another year when we have enough money.” “Hahaha, haha, I’m laughing so hard!” “Stop laughing, dad is going to buy you a computer, why don’t you give me the quilt?” Come over?" "Get out. I won't send it to you at this late hour." "It's called taking someone else's hands and eating someone else's mouth. I agreed to give Dad an extra quilt, but it would be bad if I don't send it to him." Xiao Qiu pouted. He opened his mouth and glared, but couldn't find the words to refute, so he reluctantly went to the closet to find a quilt. Xiaoqiu rummaged through the closet like a kitten and found a silk quilt that we had used many times. Then she pouted and said, "Send it over!" "Oh, hey, you are so good to Dad, even the silk quilt They've all been taken out." I laughed. After hearing this, Xiaoqiu blushed and said, "Dad is going to buy me an Apple computer. I can't send him a tattered quilt, right? This is called reciprocity, huh!" No wonder women are conquered by men's gifts. I think Xiaoqiu is about to be conquered by her father. So I said: "I can't bear to give it to you. I want to give it to you." "Will you give it to me?" "No!" "You're forcing me to fall out with you? One last question, will you give it to me?" "No, no. I'm sleeping." "Hahaha, hahaha, Zhihao, you can be fooled by me too." Xiaoqiu laughed and squatted on the ground holding her stomach. I looked at her inexplicably. "Haha, are you jealous? I don't know how many times we lingered on this bed of silk when we were newly married.How could I be willing to give it to others? After saying that, he ran to the closet, pulled out another quilt and said, "Hey, hey, hey, look, I bought this last year to cover my relatives when they came Home. Give this to dad to cover you." ." I looked at Xiaoqiu angrily and laughing. At this time, Xiaoqiu came over and acted coquettishly again: "Go, hubby, I was teasing you just now." I really couldn't do anything with this little girl, so I sent the quilt to my father's room, and before leaving, I said politely: "Ah, Well, Xiaoqiu said, if the weather gets colder, I’ll add a quilt for you.” Dad SMiled and said, “Well, okay, okay, okay.” His father’s pursuit of Xiaoqiu started with buying Xiaoqiu a notebook. Computer, so I wrote in detail. Later, my father also tried every means to please Xiaoqiu, but sometimes I was not present and could only listen to Xiaoqiu relaying it to me at night, so I wrote about buying a computer in more detail, while my father did other things. I can only briefly describe the methods used to please Xiaoqiu. For example, one night I was working overtime, and Xiaoqiu called me and said, "I was taking the bus to get off work tonight and saw someone selling Qiu pears on the side of the road. I really want to eat them. You can buy a few and bring them back when you get off work." When I got Home from get off work, I saw Xiaoqiu having fun in her room. I asked her why she was laughing. Xiaoqiu said: "Where's the pear? If you forget it, you'll be dead." "Oh, oh, that one is in the car. I'll go get it." "No, buy...buy it, okay?" Xiaoqiu Nie Nianni Nui pointed at the pears on the table. "So greedy? Did you run over and buy it yourself?" "No, Dad, Dad bought it..." After my questioning, Xiaoqiu told me what happened at night. It turned out that Xiaoqiu was not full at night. When I was putting away my clothes, I called me and said I wanted to eat pears. I happened to be overheard by my father who was sitting in the living room watching TV. So her father took this opportunity to please Xiaoqiu again. Xiaoqiu went on to say that after her father bought the apples, he came over and knocked on the door. He ignored him at first. Seeing her father knocking a few more times, Xiaoqiu said coldly: "What's going on so late?" "I bought you something..." said his father. Xiaoqiu opened the door in confusion, and her father handed the pear into Xiaoqiu's hand. And said: "I just heard you say on the phone that you wanted to eat pears, so I went out on my bike to buy some for you." Xiaoqiu said that she was surprised at first, and then a little moved. She forgot that she shouldn't accept the pears, and she didn't think about it for a while. reject. But dad is gone. I couldn't help but interjected: "Just take it, don't make excuses for yourself." When I said this, Xiaoqiu was so angry that she wanted to send the pears back, but I quickly said, I'm back now , what is it like to send it back now? "Then I'll send it back tomorrow, huh!" "I've collected everything and then sent it back, what do you think?" "I don't care, who told you to laugh at me?" After the fight, naturally I still have to work overtime for Xiaoqiu, this paragraph Time seems to have returned to the time when we were newlyweds, singing and singing every night, which made me very tired. And when Xiaoqiu and I were in the middle of our relationship, I suddenly had an inspiration, touched the pear on the bedside, took a bite, handed it to Xiaoqiu's mouth and said, "Here, try the pear that dad bought for you." At the mention of dad, Xiaoqiu's lower body contracted and she cried out "oh". I said again: "You are like this pearSo tender and juicy. "Xiaoqiu looked at me with a SMile, pouted, and said coquettishly: "Humph!" "Baby is like snow in spring, clouds in summer, pears in autumn, and milk in winter." I said sweetly while inserting gently. With. Xiaoqiu hummed "Hmm, um, um" comfortably. After finishing, Xiaoqiu lay lazily on me again. Suddenly, as if struck by thunder, he jumped up, holding the half-eaten pear and said: "Look at what you did, eat the pear, How can I return it to Dad tomorrow?" "Haha, I think I just fed it to you." Hearing what I said, Xiaoqiu felt ashamed, annoyed, angry and anxious. I quickly comforted him: "It's okay, I just ate one. Dad bought a lot. You can't tell after eating one." Xiaoqiu said angrily: "What do you mean I just ate one? I just..." "Already" What? Haha, you must have eaten one just because you were greedy? Then there is nothing I can do to help you." "I'm so angry. I'm so angry." Xiaoqiu was about to hit me with a pillow. The next morning, Xiaoqiu and I got up to have breakfast and go to work, and my father also got up to take care of Xiaobao. When I saw Xiaoqiu drinking milk, I remembered the love words we had last night, and I joked: "Milk in winter is delicious, sweet, and delicious..." Xiaoqiu actually said with a naughty pout. : "That's right, it tastes really good!" After saying that, he made a squeaking sound again. The father who was taking care of Xiaobao not far away couldn't help but interjected: "How can two people who have children still act like children?" When Xiaoqiu heard what his father said, he rolled his eyes at me. I had an idea and said, "You, you, you are getting more and more greedy. You asked me to buy pears last night, but you couldn't wait to buy them yourself." Xiaoqiu stared at me as if she wanted to kill me after hearing what I said. . The father SMiled ghostly. After breakfast, on the way to work, Xiaoqiu just got in the car and accused me: "You did it on purpose, right?" I pretended to be stupid and said, "What?? What??" "Humph, you are still pretending to be stupid, You told Dad, I bought the pears, how can I send them back?" "That's not a good idea. Look, I saved you a lot of trouble. It's really a dog's fault of Lu Dongbin." "Oh, let's save your kindness. Bar…"
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