Dinosaur and my girlfriend Xiaoyun (1) One-night stand

One-night stand between dinosaurs and my girlfriend Xiaoyun Author: Unknown What I want to tell you today is a personal experience of my own. You must have guessed that this story must be related to dinosaurs. Yes, the reason why I wrote this This story is just to tell you that you cannot afford to mess with a dinosaur girl. You may sometimes be hungry and unscrupulous because of your loneliness, but I am here to advise you to think twice before you make love with a dinosaur girl. If they fall in love with you, they won't be able to run away. They will usually chase you to the ends of the earth until they drain you dry. They may even destroy your Family and not even let go of the people around you. What do you think? I think I'm right. It's very serious, because I have a painful experience myself, so I really don't want to see anyone else suffer anymore. Since this is the beginning of the story, I will tell you about my origins with Dinosaur girl. Remember me? When I was in my first year of college, it was really the darkest time in my life. Why? Because my dad’s business failed at that time, and our Family was in a state of misery. It was even difficult to pay tuition, but that wasn’t the most important thing. The reason, the main reason is that at that time I was wholeheartedly pursuing a girl from my department. I spent a lot of money buying gifts and asked my classmates to put in good words for me. But on the day of my confession, I got that girl in exchange. There was a burst of ridicule from the girl. She told me that there were a lot of boys chasing her, and she asked me to look in the mirror before queuing up. Wow, what a bus girl! Now that I think about it, it doesn’t matter anymore, but at that time I was really excited. I was sad, so I went to a pub to drink alone, and unexpectedly I had an affair!! In fact, I can’t say it was an affair! Because the person I met was not a beautiful woman. I met a woman named Nancy in the pub. , she was like me, sitting in front of the bar drinking alone, so the two of us started chatting. Unexpectedly, the conversation ended up in bed! Maybe it was because the lights in the pub were very dim at the time, haha. I finally understood why the pub was so dark. I don’t like to turn on too many lights, which can save electricity and create more one night stand!!! In addition, I drank a lot of wine at that time and suffered a serious emotional injury. In which case, of course it was the sow competing against Diao Chan!! We ran to her house that day, and as soon as we entered the door, she pushed me onto the bed. Then I don’t remember much about what happened next, except that I used her as a way to vent my anger. I woke up the next day, wow, I was shocked. Could she be the person I had ONS with yesterday? I pulled up the quilt and looked at her naked body. I thought she was prettier than the average girl. I'm a little fatter, but now that I've sobered up, I find that I'm not just a little fatter, but a lot!!! The fat in my belly is all squeezed together, and it feels like a swimming ring, and my thighs and arms are not as thick as usual. , as soon as I saw this situation, I woke up completely and realizedIt turns out that I had sex with a fat girl! I looked at my face again, wow! Her face was also extremely swollen, and it turned out that she was a mother, and she looked at least forty-five years old!! Oh my god, this is It's called one mistake that leads to eternal hatred. I never thought that my Virginity would be taken away by such an Obasan!! I looked carefully and found that her breast size was not bad, it should be a B cup, but because of the years, it has become The sagging is very serious, and

also has no elasticity. What makes me most unappetizing is that her nipples are very big, and The color is very dark, maybe because she is older and has a lot of sexual experience. When I look at her Vagina, the color is also very dark, and it feels loose. Her skin is also a bit dark, with pits and holes. It was not SMooth. Only then did I realize that my Virginity was ruined like this!!!! The first thing I thought of at that time was the thirty-six strategies. I didn’t expect that I would be faster than she was. Before I could Before she could get out of bed, she hugged me and told me how great the sex was last night. She said she was abandoned by her husband ten years ago. She also told me that she liked me very much and was willing to stay with me for the rest of her life. , that’s why she dedicated her wonderful body to me last night. Wow, wonderful body. Did I hear that right? She also told me that although she is more than twenty years older than me, she doesn’t care about other people’s opinions. She thinks True love is priceless. Then she asked me for my phone number and Home address. Wow! This kind of dinosaur should be considered a super aggressive dinosaur. Once involved, he would immediately bite and hold on. How could such a SMart person be so stupid? I pushed myself into a desperate situation, so I made up my phone number and address at random, quickly got dressed and told her that I was going to class, and then I ran away. She also told me that her Chinese name was Meihuan, ah, let her I thought of the beautiful ring in the little ball, ah, I don't know if I will be impotent in this life. of course, I was SMart and escaped in the end. I will never go to that pub again, and I don't dare to go near her house. I wandered around there and didn't dare to mention this to any of my classmates or friends, lest I become the laughing stock of everyone. However, the interesting thing is that after this painful experience, my luck seemed to have improved a lot, and my dad finally invested. Success, the environment at Home suddenly improved a lot, and more importantly, two years later, I finally got a beautiful girl, Xiao Yun, a Chinese language School girl who was two years younger than me. She was recognized as a beauty, which proves that I'm pretty good, and all the beauties like me. I'm not just destined to have a one-night stand with a dinosaur. Hahaha, I feel so happy when I think of this. You may think that the story is going to end here, but you're wrong! The story ends here. Just as I was about to start, I was told that one day I went shopping with Xiaoyun. I had been dating her for half a year at that time, and we had seen each other naked and slept with her several times. I act like a spoiled child,So being with her gives me a sense of accomplishment, and she also knows how to dress up, so I like to go shopping with her. Holding hands with her makes me feel very proud. On this day, she still made me squirt as usual. She wore a nosebleed dress because the weather was a bit hot, so she pulled her hair up. She has mild myopia, but she usually wears contact lenses when she goes out with me, and wears a SMall vest with spaghetti straps. Therefore, the white shoulders, arms, and grooves are all exposed. Although Xiaoyun is the kind of cute girl, her breasts are not SMall, with a C cup, so she only needs to wear something slightly cooler. Her clothes were easily visible, and she was wearing low-waisted jeans underneath. The jeans were tailored to fit her, and showed off the curves of her beautiful legs. I often complained to her in private that her clothes were too revealing. She always makes faces at me, saying that is the so-called Style. girls must know how to dress up to be polite. It’s just that boyfriends usually mind if their girlfriends are looked at by other men. But I don’t know why, but I think that Xiaoyun will be looked at by others. Look, I'm a little excited. Especially when I'm shopping, I'll pay special attention to see if any men are looking at her. Not to mention the hot-blooded boys, some men already have their girlfriends in their arms, but they still don't let her go. My girlfriends, sometimes even more exaggeratedly, some are already father-like people who come shopping with their wives and children. They also keep their eyes on my girlfriends. To be honest, you’re welcome. They keep focusing on key parts, and they don’t even think about themselves. How old are you? You still want to eat swan meat? This is all noticed by my boyfriend. One day we came out of the department store and were about to go to the next store. I suddenly saw a person and couldn't help but feel excited. Numb, I think you all must have guessed it, yes, that person is Mei Huan. Although we only met for one night, the painful experience made me remember her appearance for the rest of my life. She seems to look better than three years ago. She has gained a lot of weight and her skin is darker. I remember she told me that she weighed more than 70 kilograms. Now she looks like she should be 80. Damn it, she almost looks like my beloved Xiaoyun. It was twice as old as before. How could I be so stupid at that time? When I took a closer look, I found that she was holding a man's hand. They were walking side by side, talking and laughing. The man seemed to be older than Mei Huan. She was a few years old, probably fifty, her hair was slightly bald, and she was as fat as Meihuan. I thought to myself, thank God, Meihuan has found a new boyfriend, so naturally she won’t resent me for giving her a fake address and phone number. , I don’t feel so much guilt in my heart, but I think it’s still troublesome if I run into it. My girlfriend doesn’t know that I had this kind of thing with other women before we were together, so it’s better to avoid it. I will immediately I pulled my girlfriend to walk in the opposite direction, "Don't you want to see the shoes? How do you go this way?" My girlfriend asked me, "Oh, I suddenly remembered that I told my mother today that I should go Home on time for dinner." I randomly found an excuse.He was prevaricating, turning his head to the other side to avoid being seen by Meihuan, "Ah, it took a lot of effort to get here, but I have to go Home. I mainly came here to buy shoes today. The sale is only for this week." My girlfriend pouted, a little unhappy, and she looked really cute. "I'm sorry, I just thought of it on the spur of the moment, otherwise we would come back tomorrow, because I really have to rush back today." "Okay, then come back tomorrow, but If you come back tomorrow, you have to help me pay for it." Wow, I was miserable now. She gave me a hard knock, but the most important thing was to escape from the scene first, so I took her hand and walked to the MRT station. "Hey, Azhi, someone seems to be waving to you." My girlfriend said, "Wow, this is terrible. Could it be that I was recognized? It's just my stupid girlfriend who is still bargaining with me over the price." Regarding the shoes, I quickly stepped up and said, "You're wrong, I'm going to be late. Let's walk faster." For some reason, my heart started to beat faster. Maybe it was because the dinosaur was approaching step by step. "I caught you!!!" Suddenly A big hand patted my shoulder, and it was Mei Huan's voice, ah, I didn't expect that I still couldn't run away, this time I was dead without a body. "Hello, are you Azhi's friends?" My dumb girlfriend said to Meihuan greeted the man next to her, so I had to turn around and say hi with a forced SMile. My girlfriend looked suspicious because I looked embarrassed, and I didn't say hi. She introduced them, and my girlfriend asked me about my relationship with the two of them. I was hesitant and speechless on the spot. I didn’t know how to explain it. This guy from Meihuan has been accusing him for more than three years, and he will definitely explode everything. Come out, then Xiaoyun and I will be ruined. Alas, the sweet dream will eventually wake up. Fortunately, I have already slept with Xiaoyun, which is not entirely a pity. "I am Azhi's aunt. You call me Mei." Just aunt Huan." Meihuan SMiled and said to my girlfriend, "Wow, I'm really lucky. Unexpectedly, Meihuan not only doesn't hold grudges, but also takes the initiative to help me cover it up. It seems that she doesn't want her boyfriend to know. It's really Amitabha, thank God, Amen. When my girlfriend heard this, she happily introduced her to Meihuan as my girlfriend. I also cooperated with the acting and said that Meihuan was a distant relative of mine. I haven’t contacted her for a long time. I don’t know if that’s what I meant. Instead, I reminded her that I deliberately gave her a fake phone call. She was a little unhappy and said that our Family was deliberately avoiding her and not contacting her. While talking, she was glaring at me. It seemed that she was still unhappy with me. She She said that she had recently gotten married, and then introduced the man next to her to us, "This is my husband, you can just call him Uncle Huowang." It turned out that this fat, bald man was her new husband, and his name was Huowang. , it’s such a common name. Uncle Huo Wang nodded and SMiled at us, with his teeth exposed. I SMelled the SMell of betel nut, mixed with the SMell of cigarette SMoke on his body. He chewed betel nut and said hello to us, "Hello." Ah, I didn't expect youHe is a relative of Meihuan. You guys are here to go shopping." As he spoke, he looked at me and my girlfriend. I don't know if it was because of the tone of his speech or the way he looked. I thought this Uncle Huowang looked weird to Meihuan and then said: "I haven't contacted you for a long time. I should invite you and your parents out for dinner someday. What's your mobile phone number?" Wow, I didn't expect that after three years, she still wants to know my phone number. She wouldn't want to have another one-night stand with me, but maybe she was just asking politely, because she was also married. Even so, we still have to take precautions as human beings, so I told her that my mobile phone was broken and it might happen recently. I would change one, but unexpectedly, my stupid girlfriend said, "Hey, didn't I just call you on my cell phone this morning? Why is it broken?" At this time, I really wanted to knock her on the head, how could she be so stupid? , drove me to a dead end. "Oh, when I just went to the toilet, I accidentally fell into the sink and got wet." I looked at Meihuan's face, and she looked at me coldly. She must have known that I was lying. Unexpectedly, my stupid girlfriend spoke again at this time, "That's okay, aunt Meihuan, if you want to find Azhi recently, just call my mobile phone. Anyway, Azhi and I meet every day at School." Wow. , Xiaoyun is really a bitch, and this is even worse. If Meihuan is unhappy with me, will she call my girlfriend on her cell phone and tell her about our one-night stand? Meihuan said that is fine, so She exchanged cell phone numbers with her girlfriend, and we exchanged a few fake greetings, and then said goodbye to each other. Before leaving, Meihuan told us that she was living a good life with her fake uncle. , Don’t worry too much, I breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this. I think she meant that we each have our own lives now, and we don’t need to care about what happened in the past. Hehe, I am really lucky. It turns out that Meihuan does not When my girlfriend noticed that aunt Meihuan and Uncle Huowang were far away, she said to me: "You aunt and uncle are quite inferior. The powder on aunt Meihuan's body SMells very strong, and the lipstick is well applied." Oh, the same goes for Uncle Huo Wang. He goes out on the street wearing a T-shirt and slippers so that he can chew betel nut all the time. I hate people who chew betel nut the most, and he keeps staring at us, which makes me feel uncomfortable." My girlfriend is In this way, she would immediately tell me what she thought about people and things, and even my relatives would criticize her without reservation. After returning Home that day, I felt really relaxed¸ I slept until dawn. Because I could finally let go of the painful experience of having sex with dinosaurs in the past three years, and my heart was finally relieved. Unexpectedly, the next day I met my girlfriend at School, and she SMiled and said to me: "Your beautiful lady is really interesting." , he called me and chatted with me as soon as he got Home yesterday." I turned pale on the spot. Didn't I say that I didn't care about the past? 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